The Real Rikku
6.6.2004, 20:04:03
Joo. Minun yksi tarina :yay: Englanniks tietty! Mitäs luulitte?
Siinä kiroillaan sitte ja se on aika pitkä... Miulla oli hauskaa kun kirjotin tätä...
Ja Misha on miun artistinimeni. No touchie :P Ja Nooj on sitte puu... :eh:
The most weirdest Big Brother story of all time!(Ei, ei ei ei. Ei se Rikkun veli)
Misha:*Snorts* Yeah, dude! I totally was sugar-high! Oh yeah. Who's good? Misha is.*Hiccup* I'm drunk off my ass… NOT REALLY, JES' HIGH OFFA SUGAR~~!!!! Vidina and Tidus bashing, with slight Wakka and Auron bashy-bashy too! Oh, and random deaths!
Pairings:
YuTi
RikkuGippal
PaineNooj
LeblancBaralai
OrLo(O_O')
WaLu
KimahriShoopuf
AuronSomeone
There ya have it!
~:~:~:~Chapter 1: Phear teh trippy ficcy!~:~:~:~
ScEnE: Besaid beach
Cast: FFX-2
Tidus:*Grins* I'm a blitzer!
Wakka: Me too, ya?
Aurochs: We too, ya?
Rikku: Seriously, I'm too!(Jumps up and down)
Gippal: Why did you sign me up for blitzball, Rikku?
Rikku:*Whispers to Gippal* 'Coz you look so damn cute in your blitz-uniform.
Gippal:*Blushes* (Turns away)
Tidus: AUROOOOCHS! PRACTISE!!!!! NOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!
Aurochs: YESSIR MA'AM SIR!(Snicker) Meg!
Tidus: -_-'
Yuna:*To Paine and Lulu* So Rikku's joined the Aurochs with Gippal?
Lulu: Yeah. I heard Wakka talked her into it.
Paine: I heard she and Gippal signed themselves freely in it…
Yuna:~sigh~I've always wanted to blitz… But now I'm pregnant… To a guy who just watches Lulu's pair of milkshakes!
Lulu(Is proud of her 'milkshakes')
Vidina: Gawgle!*Burps*
YLP: AWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vidina: o_o'
YLP: AWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vidina(Decides it's time to run away)
YLP(Grab him): AWWW!!!!!!!!!! Ya worthless piece of shit! DIE!(Throw Vidina into teh trippy ocean o.o')
Vidina: GAWGLE!(Drowns)
YLP: AWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Jump on his corpse)
TEH TRIPPY BLITZ PRACTISE!
Tidus: NAMECALL! Rikku?
Rikku: HERE!
Tidus: Gippal?
Gippal: Unfortunately…
Tidus: Wakka, Letty, Jassu, Botta, Keepa?
Mentioned ppl: PRESENT, YA?
Tidus: MOVE CHECK! Rikku; Corckscrew Shot?
Rikku(Performs a succesful Corckscrew Shot)
Tidus: Gippal; Invicible shot?
Gippal(Performs Invicible shot)
Tidus: I pity the trippy foo'!
All: O_o;
Wakka(After a minute of silence): Ya…
Rikku: DULL! Can we, like, start?
Jassu(Tries his 'move' on Rikku): So… Wanna get busy under the fire?
Gippal(Tries to push Jassu away): Hey hey hey! Stupid blitzer, step away from lady Skylar.
Rikku(Puts hand on Gippal's shoulder): It's under control.*To Jassu* Jack off, b@st@rd.
Jassu: OUCH!(Dies) X_X![Misha- RANDOMNESS!(Cheers)]
All(Stare): O.o!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jassu: YA!?
Rikku: See?
Gippal: ^__________________*
Tidus: AWRIGHT! Let's put uniform's on!
Instead of teh trippyish uglish yellowish weirdish uniform's, they've got black and blue uniform's.
Gippal: Man, Rikku, oui yna rud!
Rikku: Same to you, hot stuff!*Winks*
Tidus: Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooo… You got the hots for Rikku?
Gippal: You know I have.
Wakka: Want some 'love tips'?*Wink wink wink wink wink wink, wiggle wiggle*
Gippal: Nope. She'll do fine~.
Tidus: Well, we'll be here for ya, buddy.
Buddy(Appears): WUT? Want @$$?
Tidus: AHH! SEXUALLY MAD GAY MAN!
Then suddenly… BANG! And Buddy was no longer in the book of the living…
Gippal: Rikku Rikku Rikku… How many times've I told you NOT to play with LOADED machina guns before?(Pats Rikku's head)
Rikku(Holds a giant machina gun in her hands and grins): Sorry, daddy.
Gippal:*Whispers to her* Good girl. I'll give you a cookie later.
Tidus: Ah, the young L-O-V-E~~!
Wakka*Sighs girly*
Aurochs(Sing a cheesy love song)
Rikku: Hey, c'mon. We're not serious. We're friends, right Gippal?
Gippal: Oh yeah. Very good friends indeed.(Slaps Rikku's butt)
Rikku(Slaps Gippal): Whoops… Sorry, reflex.
Tidus: OY! OY! OY! O-Y!
Aurochs: WHAT?
Tidus(Farts)
Aurochs: EW!(Faint)
DA TRIPPY PRACTISE STARTS!
Tidus: Throw ball! Kick ball! Eat ball! Boss ball! Sit on ball! Uhh… Molest Ball…!
Rikku: HEY, YOU ARSE!
Tidus: PICK YER PARTNER AND PRACTISE!
Rikku: Gippy!!!!!!!!(Extends her hands)
Gippal: Cid's girl!!!!!!!(Extends his hands)
RG: WE'RE A PAIR!(Hug)
Tidus: Ah, the young L-O-V-E~~!
Wakka*Sighs girly*
Aurochs(Sing a cheesy love song)
Tidus: I PICK… LULU'S TITS!
Lulu: WTF?!
Wakka: WTF, YA!?*Sighs manly*
Aurochs(Sing a cheesy war theme)
Tidus: LET'S STARTS!
Clock(Rings)
Rikku: Aw… Our practise time's over already???????????????
~:~:~:~Chapter 2: TEH TRIPPY PICNIC!~:~:~:~
Yuna: FUG!
All:*GAASSSSSSSPPPPPPPP* Yuna!
Yuna: THE FUG?
Rikku: C'moooooooooooooooon, arses! Let's EAT!
Gippal(Puts his arm around Rikku's shoulder's)
Rikku(Grins)
YLP: AWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!(Kill Vidina by hanging him from a tree[Not Nooj!])
Rikku: Okay, let's avoid them…
Gippal:*Whispers to Rikku* Wanna get outta here?
Rikku:*Whispers back* You betcha!
R&G(Sneak away)
Yuna: Vidina's a damn mo'fo!
Lulu: Duh Ms. Obvious!
Paine: Hey nonny-nonny!(Cartwheels sluggishly and crashes into tree[Not Nooj])
Buddy: That had to hurt… o_o'
Paine:*Twitch* I want mah ciggies…*Twitch*
Maester Mika[Misha- Is there for no reason, I'm gonna kill 'im!]: Pwaize bee to Yevhon!(Sluggishly does gesture) (Tree[Not Nooj!] falls on him) (Dies)
Nooj(Gets pecked by nightingales): Ekk!
Vidina(Magically revives, only to be killed again)
YLP: AAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!!(Kill Vidina by burying him alive[Talk about scary])
Leblanc:*Hic* Ya know, loves…*Hic*
Baralai(Looks at her in disgust)
Paine(Starts snapping chickens necks[chickens…?])
Yuna: Paine, you shit for brains! We looks after the chickens, we do not kill them!
Paine: But…chickens make funny snap sounds!
Yuna(Backslaps)
Paine(Nudges)
Yuna(Left hooks)
Paine(Right straights)
Nooj(Is being pecked by… weasels…[we live in a weird world*Poses*])
Rikku(Returns): Wootness!
Suddenly, there is an evil earthquake that I caused(MWAHAHA!) and tears the place where they are off the mainland!
Gippal: Fuck, this blows!
Rikku: We're stranded!(Runs around) Ahh! Noooo! My pixie stix…(Wails)
They all, being stupid and not running back home whilst they could, are now stranded on an island!
Leblanc(Looks up): Duh Ms. Obvious!
So they(Rikku, Gip, Yuna, Paine, Dona, Leblanc, Nooj, Logos, Ormi, Baralai, Buddy, Brother, Lulu, Wakka, Vidina and Tobli. The others died…) are stranded on an isle with random killer chickens! But alas, like a miracle they find a strangely modern house(Big Bro hits!) and decide to live in it! To survive there, they recieve tasks and every two weeks one person is voted off the place and forced to get killed by the chickens!*Inhale* WILL they survive? WILL they know that there's a 9,999999,999999 gil reward? Check the following cred out if you want to find out!(Cred-> Shit)
Oh, yeah. Their nicknames:
Rikku= Cid's (little) girl
Gippal= The Gip or The Hawtness
Yuna= Yunie
Paine= Nonny-nonny or Goth bitch
Dona= HelpmeI'mignored!
Leblanc= Ms. Tit For Brains
Nooj= Treeman or just Tree
Logos= Twig
Ormi= Fatso or Fat Fuck
Baralai= Barry or Lidea(Cutie)
Buddy= Friendly Neighbourhood Mop
Brother= Incesting prick
Lulu= Loo-Roll or just Ms. Huge Rack
Wakka= Wanker or Dude With Weird Hair-do
Tobli= Obnoxious midget
Sorry to Leblanc, the writer! I'm a rip off! I ripped somethings off that were in your story! Don't sue me~!
Oh, and in case ya didn't know… I am… Sephiroth's mother… Naw, I'm Big Brother…(AN: It's weird, me being female and all O_o') If that solves the mystery of me treating Gippal, Rikku, Leblanc and Baralai differently…
Day 1: Nominations and plain weirdness
Narrator: It's been half an hour since the cast got stranded and found the house and they all[exept Buddy] are drunk.
Rikku: Hey yeah-yeah-yeah…*hic*
Tobli: (talking to wall) Sho I shaysh*hic* "You gotsh to find the pepper, yup-yup. Pepper ish vital, no-one existsh without it".
Wall: (being an inanimate object, doesn't answer)
Gippal: It's so W-E-I-R-D that*hic, vomit* there's an H-O-U-S-E in the M-I-D-D-L-E of an S-T-R-A-N-D-E-D island…*hic, vomit*
Big Brother: And now for the first nominations. Will Yuna get her chicken ass into the diary room?
Brother: Moose moose!*hic* Yuna is a moose!
Baralai: No moose!*vomit* (sips lager)
Brother: No moose? Aaaaww… ;_;
Yuna: (sluggishly walks to the diary room) Hewwo Big Bwothew!
Big Brother: Er, hello^___^ Yuna, who will you nominate?
Yuna: I nominate…*hic* Dona, 'cause she's just so freaking lesbian. And also… Brother. He said that I'm a-a MOOSE!(hysterical sob)
Bir Bro: Okay. (boots her out of the room)
Rikku(running around wildly): UWAOO~!
Gippal(tackles her)
Baralai(throws beer can)*hic*
Big Bro: Will (dodges beer can) will Lulu come to the diary room?
Lulu(goes, taking lager with her) *hic, vomits on the camera*
Big Bro: Hello Lulu. Who will you nominate?
Lulu: I nominate… Rikku, 'cause she's always flirting with Wakka!
Big Bro: I think she's not…
Lulu(looks out, sees Rikku getting tickled by Gippal): Whoops, er…my bad…
Big Bro: Anyone else you want to nominate?
Lulu: I nominate… Paine, she's a damn dominatrix bitch!(leaves, kicks wall)
Big Bro: Will Brother get his mambo arse into the diary room?
Brother(skips to diary room, destroying two lamps, knocking off a pan, making an earthquake in Zanarkand, sending five nuclear bombs off and killing wild squatter monkeys while doing so)
Big Bro: Brother, nominate two people.
Brother: I nominate all the lusting males because they're after Yuuunnnaaa!
Big Bro: Don't you shit for brains get it that she's your cousin?!
Brother: Cou-sin? Sin? YUNA IS SIN?! AWW!!! ;_;(gets thrown out)
Rikku(kicks)
Gippal(is sent flying to the sofa)
Rikku(attacks him)
Gippal(tickles Rikku)
Rikku: Hehehehehehe! Nooooooo*hic* NO STOP!(laughs drunkenly)
Dona(gets in a bitch slap war with Yuna)
Big Bro: Rikku to the diary room!
Rikku(dances drunkenly to the diary room)*vomit*
Big Bro: Who will you nominate?
Rikku: Uhh… Gippal, 'cuz of his eye patch and Brother for being a short sighted prick who tries to tickle me to hand over naked Yuna pics but hey, he's a damn asshole and he ain't gettin' better!(leaves, falls on floor and crawls to Gippal)
Baralai: Moose moose!*hic* Diary moose!
Brother: Asshole!(hits him) There ain't no mooses!*hic, vomit*
Baralai: Awwies!*hic* (sips lager)
Big Bro: Will Dona drag her large mambo ass into the diary room?
Dona(drunkenly walks to the diary room): Hewwo!
Big Bro: Who will you nominate?
Dona:*hic* Gee…*vomit* I nominate Rikku because bikinis and scarves do NOT match! They don't I tell you!*vomit* And Yuna for being an mother ****er! (leaves dancing)
Yuna: Hairl gel! ;_;
Paine: I want mah precioussssss hair gel-o!(reaches out)
Nooj(runs in with a rabid squirrel humping his ear)
Everyone(stares): O_O
Gippal(glares): Idiot!*hic*
Big Bro: Will Gippal get his sexy existence into the diary room?
Gippal(drunkenly walks/crawls into the diary room)
Big Bro: Who will you nominate?
Gippal: I nominate…*hic, vomit* Rikku, 'cause she's too hawt!*drool* And I nominate Brother for being a prick!(drunkenly runs out and hits wall)
Yuna: Moose Brother!(hits him with pillow)
Brother: Mah momma!*hic, vomit*
Big Bro: PAINE TO THE DIARY ROOM!
Paine(cartwheels into diary room)*hic*
Big Bro(sweet tone): Hewwo Paine.
Paine: Hewwo Big Bwudda!
Big Bro(still sweet tone): Paine?
Paine: Yef Big Bwothew?
Big Bro: Nominate two people!
Paine: I nominate Brother! Would you lust after your cousin?! So sick! Ewwiness!
And I nominate Ormi for being fat!(cartwheels out, runs over Logos)
Rikku: Mooses are EVIL! Evil I say!(raises fist)*vomits*
Everyone: O_o;
Big Bro: Leblanc to the diary room!
Leblanc(takes beer with her)
Big Bro: Hi Leblanc
Leblanc: Hello love
Big Bro: (giggles) She called me love!^_^ Who will you nominate?
Leblanc: I nominate… Brother! He's an incesting prick! And I'd also want to nominate Twig! I mean… Legos? Lobos? Pogos? Fukofs? It'll come to me soon…(leaves)*hic, vomit*
Nooj(has gotten rid of the squirrel)
Twig…er, Logos: Nooj is a tree!*hic, vomit*
Buddy: O_O Jeez!(mops up sick)
Big Bro: Noojster to the diary room!
Nooj(goes)
Big Bro: Hiya Noojie! Who will you shit for brains nominate?
Nooj: I nominate Brother! And Rikku! The Al Bheds must go!(leaves)
Lulu: WAS MY MOM PREGNANT BEFORE SHE GOT ME!?
Nooj: I'm a goody goody and I'm goin' to bed!(goes)
Gippal: WITH WHOOOOOOOO?
Big Bro: Will Twig…er, Logos get to the diary room, please?
Logos(slurs something, walks to diary room)
Big Bro: Hiya ass! Nominate two people
Logos: I NOMINATES EVERY MALE!*hic, vomit*(slurs, walks out)
Leblanc: Mooses! Eekk!*vomit*(slurs words)
Brother: And I says, "Gullwings!"(hops on table and makes flapping moves)
Rikku: After I declare mooses evil, you shan't go NEAR them!
Everyone(looks at a moose on the yard)
Moose: Moo[Or whatever mooses say]
Everyone: O_o'(back away)
Gippal(drunkenly): #Go fetch me a bottle of rum! Hey ho hey ho…#
Rikku: There's a giant moose oooooon the premises…kill it O_o Kill it for the sake of poor people it's eaten!(chases it with random twig)
Big Bro: Ormi to the diary room! Ormi to the diary room! Ormi to the diary room! Ormi to the diary room!
Ormi(goes into the diary room)
Big Bro: Who will you nominate?
Ormi: I nominates… Nooj the Tree! Trees are evil!*hic, vomit* And also… Yuna! No, wait… Paine!(leaves and does a dance)
Lulu(hangs Vidina) (whistles innocently and blames Yuna)
Dona: Flap damn you!(kicks)
Chicken(fears her and thus, flaps): >_>
Everyone: (tunelessly singing) #Don't blame…it on the sunshiiiiiine… Don't blame…it on the good tiiiimes…#
Tobli: *hic*#Blame it on Tree!#*hic, vomit*
Nooj(pissed out): I AIN'T NO TREE! *_*
Yuna:*hic, vomit* Sure ya are! Ya're teh biggest Twee awive!
Rikku: w00t!
Dona(is ignored)
Big Bro: Baralai will you drag your cuteness in here?
Baralai(slurs, goes into diary room)
Gippal(throws beer can at him): Bitching kinky ass!*vomits*
Baralai(is hit): Owies… ;_;
Big Bro: Who will you nominate?
Baralai: I nominate… Lulu and Wakka!(leaves, falls on floor)
Paine: Nonny?(cartwheels over poor Baralai) Funnay!(does same 45 times)
Baralai(is like pancake)
Gippal: Yeah, I know I'm sexy… ~_~(slurs)
Rikku: O_o Yepperdoodles!
Yuna and Lulu(drown Vidina in the toilet)
Paine: Don't hog all teh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun…!
Big Bro: Will Buddy come to the diary room?
Buddy(goes)
Big Bro: Hi Buddy. You know, I've been looking at the behavior of the lot of you and I've seen that you've been acting…nicely
Buddy: ^___^ Thanks. My mama will be proud!
Big Bro: Well, anyhoo…nominate two of the people
Buddy: Gee… I think I'll nominate… Leblanc, her dress is just too revealing! And then I'll nominate… Tobli for no apparent reason(leaves)
Rikku(falls on floor, slurs words)
Gippal(sleeptalks): Hey, soft hiney… We are so…planting…shoopuf shit on…Baralai's house…eh, eh?*vomits* You're looking so hawt…!(reaches out)
Leblanc: O_o! You twat!(slaps him) Don't grope my hiney!*hic*
Yuna: #Oh baby baby… Why'd ya leave me…?#(slurs)
Logos: Good God! An empty beer can! Preposterous!
Ormi: I'm tweakin' outs!(drinks beer) Yay! I am so gay!
Leblanc*hic*
Yuna: #I am sooooooo*hic* haaaaaaaaaaawt…#
Brother: YUNA!(reaches out)
Yuna: O_o Umm…(runs for dear life)
Brother: Yuuuuunnnnnaaaaa~! Mah Yuna~!
Everyone: Shit for brains Brother, she's your C-O-U-S-I-N!
Brother:… Me no geddit…(chases after Yuna)
Nooj: Alas, 'tis hopeless!
Paine(empty stare): You moron(throws can at him)
Nooj(is hit by can): ;_;
Yuna and Brother run past them.
Yuna: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!!!! Pweez?
Brother: Yuuunnnaaa~!(drools)
Gippal(slurs words, reaches out)
Rikku: Eek!(backslaps him) No groping! O_o
Big Bro: Will, uh… Will Wanker-Wakka come to the diary room?
Wakka(slurring, goes to the room)
Big Bro: Hello Wakka…
Wakka*vomits*: Hi, ya?
Big Bro: Who will…you…nominate…?
Wakka: I nominate… Gippal…because of…his hair…*hic* It's EVIL! Evil I tell ya!
Big Bro: So? His hair happens to be very sexy
Wakka: And…(slurs words)… Nooj…(leaves/crawls)
Lulu: Kaimkaze nazis!*hic*(hallucinates Wakka naked)
Paine: w00tness… Rmwahahahahaha!
Yuna and Brother run past again
Dona: Everybody! Hmph! Ignores ME!
Rikku: #Blame Yunieee…*hic* Blame the Treeeeeee…*vomits* Blaaaaaaaaame…meeeee…# (slurs)
Yuna(jumps on Buddy): Protect me!
Brother: Hmph. The fags get the chicks!
Big Bro: Tobli to the diary room?
Tobli: Yepper yesh, I gotsh to go!*hic* C-c-c-c-cheerios!(runs)
Big Bro: Hello stupid Tobli. Who will you nominate?
Tobli: I nominatesh…*vomits on camera* Gippal. Hish hair ish enough to get me jealoush! Yepper yesh yesh! And I nominate… Lulu becaushe she hash a big rack! Yeppidy yep-yep!(slurs words, is poked with random twig)
Rikku(poking people with random twigs)
Yuna: Brother! You incest! I hate yoo!*hic, vomit*
Buddy: Another job for me!(mops up sick)
Leblanc: Lager is soooo…*hic* Addictive…(maniacal giggle)
Dona(goes off to sleep)
~~~~~:::::~~~~~
And that ends day one! They all went to their beds and sleeped through the night.
Chapter two: The first nominees!
Narrator: It is morning in the Big Bro house. Rikku, Gippal, Yuna, Paine, Baralai and Nooj are awake, discussing non-vital stuff in the living room.
:::: 11.47 a.m ::::
Rikku(in yellow tops and loose white pants for jammies): But seriously…
Gippal(in loose T-shirt and shorts): So what? I've hangover, don't pressure me!
Baralai(in white T-shirt and boxers)(holds head): Oh…I am never, ever drinking again…
Yuna(in pink pyjamas): I'm so tired…
Paine(in black tops and blue shorts for jammies): Nonny…?
Nooj(in red pyjamas that have pink hearts): I'm hungry…
Rikku: I think we should eat cheese!
Gippal:*gasp* NO! Not CHEESE!
Yuna: Cheezy balls… Mmm…
Paine: Nooj why do you have something white in your hair?
Nooj: That damn squirrel raped me when I was sleeping! No!
Everyone: O_o
Nooj: What? It's not like I could control the forces of nature!
Everyone(back away)
Nooj: ;_; I feel ignored…
Leblanc(in red nightie): What's with the noise loves? People have hangover! They wanna sleep!
Dona(in slutty black nightie): IGNORANCE IS BLISS!
Everyone: O_O
Dona: What? It is
Rikku: It wasn't THAT…
Gippal(points at Dona)
Baralai(hysterical laughter)
Yuna: Good GOD!
Paine: N-nonny!?
Nooj: Bwhahahahahaha!
Dona: What? O_o
Rikku: A squirrel is humping Dona's ear! AHH!
Gippal(screams)
Rikku: Fuck off Dona! We do not want to be humped by animals!(raises random twig)
Yuna(squeals): Eee…someone, help us…
Rikku(hits Dona with twig)
Dona: X_x
Gippal: w00t!
Buddy: SHUT THE HELL UP!
Wakka: I HAVE HANGOVER, YA?! LEMME SLEEP!
Baralai: Random twigs attack!
Twigs(hit Dona): O_o
Dona: Owies! ;_;
Rikku: Mwhahahahahahaha! Twig power!(high fives Baralai and Gippal)
Gippal(hits Dona with pillow)
Baralai(throws random flowers at Dona)
Dona(runs away, squirrel still humping her)
Everyone: YAY!
Rikku: Phew…
Gippal: What? My hair isn't evil…?!
Baralai: w00t! We won!
Yuna: My gawd that was horrid!
Nooj: Ahm hungert!
Paine: Rikku, Gippal and Yuna, you go make breakfast!
Mentioned ppl: Yessir!(go make breakfast)
People who were asleep(are no longer asleep)
Narrator: It's 11.59 and Rikku, Gippal and Yuna are attempting to make breakfast.
Gippal: I can so cook!(gets pan and flour, flour explodes on them, pan drops on Rikku)
Rikku: Owies! ;_; I hate you now!
Yuna: -_-
Gippal: Pffftt…(spits out flour) Ew, it's so picky!(adds eggs)
Yuna: Honestly Gippal, that stuff looks like…shoopuf shit…
Rikku: Yup-yup!
Gippal: Hmph. You're just jealous 'cause you can't cook for your lives!
Rikku: @_@ Seriously, I can cook better
Gippal: Well, prove it!
Rikku: You're so on, baby!
Narrator: It's 12.15 and Leblanc, Baralai, Buddy and Brother are in the garden. Paine and Nooj are playing poker in the lounge area.
Leblanc: Seriously, loves… This garden is so much worse than mine!
Baralai:… Let's NOT go there…
Buddy(gets garden scissors): Oh yeah!
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Ja jatkoa seuraa =)
Siinä kiroillaan sitte ja se on aika pitkä... Miulla oli hauskaa kun kirjotin tätä...
Ja Misha on miun artistinimeni. No touchie :P Ja Nooj on sitte puu... :eh:
The most weirdest Big Brother story of all time!(Ei, ei ei ei. Ei se Rikkun veli)
Misha:*Snorts* Yeah, dude! I totally was sugar-high! Oh yeah. Who's good? Misha is.*Hiccup* I'm drunk off my ass… NOT REALLY, JES' HIGH OFFA SUGAR~~!!!! Vidina and Tidus bashing, with slight Wakka and Auron bashy-bashy too! Oh, and random deaths!
Pairings:
YuTi
RikkuGippal
PaineNooj
LeblancBaralai
OrLo(O_O')
WaLu
KimahriShoopuf
AuronSomeone
There ya have it!
~:~:~:~Chapter 1: Phear teh trippy ficcy!~:~:~:~
ScEnE: Besaid beach
Cast: FFX-2
Tidus:*Grins* I'm a blitzer!
Wakka: Me too, ya?
Aurochs: We too, ya?
Rikku: Seriously, I'm too!(Jumps up and down)
Gippal: Why did you sign me up for blitzball, Rikku?
Rikku:*Whispers to Gippal* 'Coz you look so damn cute in your blitz-uniform.
Gippal:*Blushes* (Turns away)
Tidus: AUROOOOCHS! PRACTISE!!!!! NOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!
Aurochs: YESSIR MA'AM SIR!(Snicker) Meg!
Tidus: -_-'
Yuna:*To Paine and Lulu* So Rikku's joined the Aurochs with Gippal?
Lulu: Yeah. I heard Wakka talked her into it.
Paine: I heard she and Gippal signed themselves freely in it…
Yuna:~sigh~I've always wanted to blitz… But now I'm pregnant… To a guy who just watches Lulu's pair of milkshakes!
Lulu(Is proud of her 'milkshakes')
Vidina: Gawgle!*Burps*
YLP: AWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vidina: o_o'
YLP: AWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vidina(Decides it's time to run away)
YLP(Grab him): AWWW!!!!!!!!!! Ya worthless piece of shit! DIE!(Throw Vidina into teh trippy ocean o.o')
Vidina: GAWGLE!(Drowns)
YLP: AWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Jump on his corpse)
TEH TRIPPY BLITZ PRACTISE!
Tidus: NAMECALL! Rikku?
Rikku: HERE!
Tidus: Gippal?
Gippal: Unfortunately…
Tidus: Wakka, Letty, Jassu, Botta, Keepa?
Mentioned ppl: PRESENT, YA?
Tidus: MOVE CHECK! Rikku; Corckscrew Shot?
Rikku(Performs a succesful Corckscrew Shot)
Tidus: Gippal; Invicible shot?
Gippal(Performs Invicible shot)
Tidus: I pity the trippy foo'!
All: O_o;
Wakka(After a minute of silence): Ya…
Rikku: DULL! Can we, like, start?
Jassu(Tries his 'move' on Rikku): So… Wanna get busy under the fire?
Gippal(Tries to push Jassu away): Hey hey hey! Stupid blitzer, step away from lady Skylar.
Rikku(Puts hand on Gippal's shoulder): It's under control.*To Jassu* Jack off, b@st@rd.
Jassu: OUCH!(Dies) X_X![Misha- RANDOMNESS!(Cheers)]
All(Stare): O.o!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jassu: YA!?
Rikku: See?
Gippal: ^__________________*
Tidus: AWRIGHT! Let's put uniform's on!
Instead of teh trippyish uglish yellowish weirdish uniform's, they've got black and blue uniform's.
Gippal: Man, Rikku, oui yna rud!
Rikku: Same to you, hot stuff!*Winks*
Tidus: Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooo… You got the hots for Rikku?
Gippal: You know I have.
Wakka: Want some 'love tips'?*Wink wink wink wink wink wink, wiggle wiggle*
Gippal: Nope. She'll do fine~.
Tidus: Well, we'll be here for ya, buddy.
Buddy(Appears): WUT? Want @$$?
Tidus: AHH! SEXUALLY MAD GAY MAN!
Then suddenly… BANG! And Buddy was no longer in the book of the living…
Gippal: Rikku Rikku Rikku… How many times've I told you NOT to play with LOADED machina guns before?(Pats Rikku's head)
Rikku(Holds a giant machina gun in her hands and grins): Sorry, daddy.
Gippal:*Whispers to her* Good girl. I'll give you a cookie later.
Tidus: Ah, the young L-O-V-E~~!
Wakka*Sighs girly*
Aurochs(Sing a cheesy love song)
Rikku: Hey, c'mon. We're not serious. We're friends, right Gippal?
Gippal: Oh yeah. Very good friends indeed.(Slaps Rikku's butt)
Rikku(Slaps Gippal): Whoops… Sorry, reflex.
Tidus: OY! OY! OY! O-Y!
Aurochs: WHAT?
Tidus(Farts)
Aurochs: EW!(Faint)
DA TRIPPY PRACTISE STARTS!
Tidus: Throw ball! Kick ball! Eat ball! Boss ball! Sit on ball! Uhh… Molest Ball…!
Rikku: HEY, YOU ARSE!
Tidus: PICK YER PARTNER AND PRACTISE!
Rikku: Gippy!!!!!!!!(Extends her hands)
Gippal: Cid's girl!!!!!!!(Extends his hands)
RG: WE'RE A PAIR!(Hug)
Tidus: Ah, the young L-O-V-E~~!
Wakka*Sighs girly*
Aurochs(Sing a cheesy love song)
Tidus: I PICK… LULU'S TITS!
Lulu: WTF?!
Wakka: WTF, YA!?*Sighs manly*
Aurochs(Sing a cheesy war theme)
Tidus: LET'S STARTS!
Clock(Rings)
Rikku: Aw… Our practise time's over already???????????????
~:~:~:~Chapter 2: TEH TRIPPY PICNIC!~:~:~:~
Yuna: FUG!
All:*GAASSSSSSSPPPPPPPP* Yuna!
Yuna: THE FUG?
Rikku: C'moooooooooooooooon, arses! Let's EAT!
Gippal(Puts his arm around Rikku's shoulder's)
Rikku(Grins)
YLP: AWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!(Kill Vidina by hanging him from a tree[Not Nooj!])
Rikku: Okay, let's avoid them…
Gippal:*Whispers to Rikku* Wanna get outta here?
Rikku:*Whispers back* You betcha!
R&G(Sneak away)
Yuna: Vidina's a damn mo'fo!
Lulu: Duh Ms. Obvious!
Paine: Hey nonny-nonny!(Cartwheels sluggishly and crashes into tree[Not Nooj])
Buddy: That had to hurt… o_o'
Paine:*Twitch* I want mah ciggies…*Twitch*
Maester Mika[Misha- Is there for no reason, I'm gonna kill 'im!]: Pwaize bee to Yevhon!(Sluggishly does gesture) (Tree[Not Nooj!] falls on him) (Dies)
Nooj(Gets pecked by nightingales): Ekk!
Vidina(Magically revives, only to be killed again)
YLP: AAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!!(Kill Vidina by burying him alive[Talk about scary])
Leblanc:*Hic* Ya know, loves…*Hic*
Baralai(Looks at her in disgust)
Paine(Starts snapping chickens necks[chickens…?])
Yuna: Paine, you shit for brains! We looks after the chickens, we do not kill them!
Paine: But…chickens make funny snap sounds!
Yuna(Backslaps)
Paine(Nudges)
Yuna(Left hooks)
Paine(Right straights)
Nooj(Is being pecked by… weasels…[we live in a weird world*Poses*])
Rikku(Returns): Wootness!
Suddenly, there is an evil earthquake that I caused(MWAHAHA!) and tears the place where they are off the mainland!
Gippal: Fuck, this blows!
Rikku: We're stranded!(Runs around) Ahh! Noooo! My pixie stix…(Wails)
They all, being stupid and not running back home whilst they could, are now stranded on an island!
Leblanc(Looks up): Duh Ms. Obvious!
So they(Rikku, Gip, Yuna, Paine, Dona, Leblanc, Nooj, Logos, Ormi, Baralai, Buddy, Brother, Lulu, Wakka, Vidina and Tobli. The others died…) are stranded on an isle with random killer chickens! But alas, like a miracle they find a strangely modern house(Big Bro hits!) and decide to live in it! To survive there, they recieve tasks and every two weeks one person is voted off the place and forced to get killed by the chickens!*Inhale* WILL they survive? WILL they know that there's a 9,999999,999999 gil reward? Check the following cred out if you want to find out!(Cred-> Shit)
Oh, yeah. Their nicknames:
Rikku= Cid's (little) girl
Gippal= The Gip or The Hawtness
Yuna= Yunie
Paine= Nonny-nonny or Goth bitch
Dona= HelpmeI'mignored!
Leblanc= Ms. Tit For Brains
Nooj= Treeman or just Tree
Logos= Twig
Ormi= Fatso or Fat Fuck
Baralai= Barry or Lidea(Cutie)
Buddy= Friendly Neighbourhood Mop
Brother= Incesting prick
Lulu= Loo-Roll or just Ms. Huge Rack
Wakka= Wanker or Dude With Weird Hair-do
Tobli= Obnoxious midget
Sorry to Leblanc, the writer! I'm a rip off! I ripped somethings off that were in your story! Don't sue me~!
Oh, and in case ya didn't know… I am… Sephiroth's mother… Naw, I'm Big Brother…(AN: It's weird, me being female and all O_o') If that solves the mystery of me treating Gippal, Rikku, Leblanc and Baralai differently…
Day 1: Nominations and plain weirdness
Narrator: It's been half an hour since the cast got stranded and found the house and they all[exept Buddy] are drunk.
Rikku: Hey yeah-yeah-yeah…*hic*
Tobli: (talking to wall) Sho I shaysh*hic* "You gotsh to find the pepper, yup-yup. Pepper ish vital, no-one existsh without it".
Wall: (being an inanimate object, doesn't answer)
Gippal: It's so W-E-I-R-D that*hic, vomit* there's an H-O-U-S-E in the M-I-D-D-L-E of an S-T-R-A-N-D-E-D island…*hic, vomit*
Big Brother: And now for the first nominations. Will Yuna get her chicken ass into the diary room?
Brother: Moose moose!*hic* Yuna is a moose!
Baralai: No moose!*vomit* (sips lager)
Brother: No moose? Aaaaww… ;_;
Yuna: (sluggishly walks to the diary room) Hewwo Big Bwothew!
Big Brother: Er, hello^___^ Yuna, who will you nominate?
Yuna: I nominate…*hic* Dona, 'cause she's just so freaking lesbian. And also… Brother. He said that I'm a-a MOOSE!(hysterical sob)
Bir Bro: Okay. (boots her out of the room)
Rikku(running around wildly): UWAOO~!
Gippal(tackles her)
Baralai(throws beer can)*hic*
Big Bro: Will (dodges beer can) will Lulu come to the diary room?
Lulu(goes, taking lager with her) *hic, vomits on the camera*
Big Bro: Hello Lulu. Who will you nominate?
Lulu: I nominate… Rikku, 'cause she's always flirting with Wakka!
Big Bro: I think she's not…
Lulu(looks out, sees Rikku getting tickled by Gippal): Whoops, er…my bad…
Big Bro: Anyone else you want to nominate?
Lulu: I nominate… Paine, she's a damn dominatrix bitch!(leaves, kicks wall)
Big Bro: Will Brother get his mambo arse into the diary room?
Brother(skips to diary room, destroying two lamps, knocking off a pan, making an earthquake in Zanarkand, sending five nuclear bombs off and killing wild squatter monkeys while doing so)
Big Bro: Brother, nominate two people.
Brother: I nominate all the lusting males because they're after Yuuunnnaaa!
Big Bro: Don't you shit for brains get it that she's your cousin?!
Brother: Cou-sin? Sin? YUNA IS SIN?! AWW!!! ;_;(gets thrown out)
Rikku(kicks)
Gippal(is sent flying to the sofa)
Rikku(attacks him)
Gippal(tickles Rikku)
Rikku: Hehehehehehe! Nooooooo*hic* NO STOP!(laughs drunkenly)
Dona(gets in a bitch slap war with Yuna)
Big Bro: Rikku to the diary room!
Rikku(dances drunkenly to the diary room)*vomit*
Big Bro: Who will you nominate?
Rikku: Uhh… Gippal, 'cuz of his eye patch and Brother for being a short sighted prick who tries to tickle me to hand over naked Yuna pics but hey, he's a damn asshole and he ain't gettin' better!(leaves, falls on floor and crawls to Gippal)
Baralai: Moose moose!*hic* Diary moose!
Brother: Asshole!(hits him) There ain't no mooses!*hic, vomit*
Baralai: Awwies!*hic* (sips lager)
Big Bro: Will Dona drag her large mambo ass into the diary room?
Dona(drunkenly walks to the diary room): Hewwo!
Big Bro: Who will you nominate?
Dona:*hic* Gee…*vomit* I nominate Rikku because bikinis and scarves do NOT match! They don't I tell you!*vomit* And Yuna for being an mother ****er! (leaves dancing)
Yuna: Hairl gel! ;_;
Paine: I want mah precioussssss hair gel-o!(reaches out)
Nooj(runs in with a rabid squirrel humping his ear)
Everyone(stares): O_O
Gippal(glares): Idiot!*hic*
Big Bro: Will Gippal get his sexy existence into the diary room?
Gippal(drunkenly walks/crawls into the diary room)
Big Bro: Who will you nominate?
Gippal: I nominate…*hic, vomit* Rikku, 'cause she's too hawt!*drool* And I nominate Brother for being a prick!(drunkenly runs out and hits wall)
Yuna: Moose Brother!(hits him with pillow)
Brother: Mah momma!*hic, vomit*
Big Bro: PAINE TO THE DIARY ROOM!
Paine(cartwheels into diary room)*hic*
Big Bro(sweet tone): Hewwo Paine.
Paine: Hewwo Big Bwudda!
Big Bro(still sweet tone): Paine?
Paine: Yef Big Bwothew?
Big Bro: Nominate two people!
Paine: I nominate Brother! Would you lust after your cousin?! So sick! Ewwiness!
And I nominate Ormi for being fat!(cartwheels out, runs over Logos)
Rikku: Mooses are EVIL! Evil I say!(raises fist)*vomits*
Everyone: O_o;
Big Bro: Leblanc to the diary room!
Leblanc(takes beer with her)
Big Bro: Hi Leblanc
Leblanc: Hello love
Big Bro: (giggles) She called me love!^_^ Who will you nominate?
Leblanc: I nominate… Brother! He's an incesting prick! And I'd also want to nominate Twig! I mean… Legos? Lobos? Pogos? Fukofs? It'll come to me soon…(leaves)*hic, vomit*
Nooj(has gotten rid of the squirrel)
Twig…er, Logos: Nooj is a tree!*hic, vomit*
Buddy: O_O Jeez!(mops up sick)
Big Bro: Noojster to the diary room!
Nooj(goes)
Big Bro: Hiya Noojie! Who will you shit for brains nominate?
Nooj: I nominate Brother! And Rikku! The Al Bheds must go!(leaves)
Lulu: WAS MY MOM PREGNANT BEFORE SHE GOT ME!?
Nooj: I'm a goody goody and I'm goin' to bed!(goes)
Gippal: WITH WHOOOOOOOO?
Big Bro: Will Twig…er, Logos get to the diary room, please?
Logos(slurs something, walks to diary room)
Big Bro: Hiya ass! Nominate two people
Logos: I NOMINATES EVERY MALE!*hic, vomit*(slurs, walks out)
Leblanc: Mooses! Eekk!*vomit*(slurs words)
Brother: And I says, "Gullwings!"(hops on table and makes flapping moves)
Rikku: After I declare mooses evil, you shan't go NEAR them!
Everyone(looks at a moose on the yard)
Moose: Moo[Or whatever mooses say]
Everyone: O_o'(back away)
Gippal(drunkenly): #Go fetch me a bottle of rum! Hey ho hey ho…#
Rikku: There's a giant moose oooooon the premises…kill it O_o Kill it for the sake of poor people it's eaten!(chases it with random twig)
Big Bro: Ormi to the diary room! Ormi to the diary room! Ormi to the diary room! Ormi to the diary room!
Ormi(goes into the diary room)
Big Bro: Who will you nominate?
Ormi: I nominates… Nooj the Tree! Trees are evil!*hic, vomit* And also… Yuna! No, wait… Paine!(leaves and does a dance)
Lulu(hangs Vidina) (whistles innocently and blames Yuna)
Dona: Flap damn you!(kicks)
Chicken(fears her and thus, flaps): >_>
Everyone: (tunelessly singing) #Don't blame…it on the sunshiiiiiine… Don't blame…it on the good tiiiimes…#
Tobli: *hic*#Blame it on Tree!#*hic, vomit*
Nooj(pissed out): I AIN'T NO TREE! *_*
Yuna:*hic, vomit* Sure ya are! Ya're teh biggest Twee awive!
Rikku: w00t!
Dona(is ignored)
Big Bro: Baralai will you drag your cuteness in here?
Baralai(slurs, goes into diary room)
Gippal(throws beer can at him): Bitching kinky ass!*vomits*
Baralai(is hit): Owies… ;_;
Big Bro: Who will you nominate?
Baralai: I nominate… Lulu and Wakka!(leaves, falls on floor)
Paine: Nonny?(cartwheels over poor Baralai) Funnay!(does same 45 times)
Baralai(is like pancake)
Gippal: Yeah, I know I'm sexy… ~_~(slurs)
Rikku: O_o Yepperdoodles!
Yuna and Lulu(drown Vidina in the toilet)
Paine: Don't hog all teh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun…!
Big Bro: Will Buddy come to the diary room?
Buddy(goes)
Big Bro: Hi Buddy. You know, I've been looking at the behavior of the lot of you and I've seen that you've been acting…nicely
Buddy: ^___^ Thanks. My mama will be proud!
Big Bro: Well, anyhoo…nominate two of the people
Buddy: Gee… I think I'll nominate… Leblanc, her dress is just too revealing! And then I'll nominate… Tobli for no apparent reason(leaves)
Rikku(falls on floor, slurs words)
Gippal(sleeptalks): Hey, soft hiney… We are so…planting…shoopuf shit on…Baralai's house…eh, eh?*vomits* You're looking so hawt…!(reaches out)
Leblanc: O_o! You twat!(slaps him) Don't grope my hiney!*hic*
Yuna: #Oh baby baby… Why'd ya leave me…?#(slurs)
Logos: Good God! An empty beer can! Preposterous!
Ormi: I'm tweakin' outs!(drinks beer) Yay! I am so gay!
Leblanc*hic*
Yuna: #I am sooooooo*hic* haaaaaaaaaaawt…#
Brother: YUNA!(reaches out)
Yuna: O_o Umm…(runs for dear life)
Brother: Yuuuuunnnnnaaaaa~! Mah Yuna~!
Everyone: Shit for brains Brother, she's your C-O-U-S-I-N!
Brother:… Me no geddit…(chases after Yuna)
Nooj: Alas, 'tis hopeless!
Paine(empty stare): You moron(throws can at him)
Nooj(is hit by can): ;_;
Yuna and Brother run past them.
Yuna: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!!!! Pweez?
Brother: Yuuunnnaaa~!(drools)
Gippal(slurs words, reaches out)
Rikku: Eek!(backslaps him) No groping! O_o
Big Bro: Will, uh… Will Wanker-Wakka come to the diary room?
Wakka(slurring, goes to the room)
Big Bro: Hello Wakka…
Wakka*vomits*: Hi, ya?
Big Bro: Who will…you…nominate…?
Wakka: I nominate… Gippal…because of…his hair…*hic* It's EVIL! Evil I tell ya!
Big Bro: So? His hair happens to be very sexy
Wakka: And…(slurs words)… Nooj…(leaves/crawls)
Lulu: Kaimkaze nazis!*hic*(hallucinates Wakka naked)
Paine: w00tness… Rmwahahahahaha!
Yuna and Brother run past again
Dona: Everybody! Hmph! Ignores ME!
Rikku: #Blame Yunieee…*hic* Blame the Treeeeeee…*vomits* Blaaaaaaaaame…meeeee…# (slurs)
Yuna(jumps on Buddy): Protect me!
Brother: Hmph. The fags get the chicks!
Big Bro: Tobli to the diary room?
Tobli: Yepper yesh, I gotsh to go!*hic* C-c-c-c-cheerios!(runs)
Big Bro: Hello stupid Tobli. Who will you nominate?
Tobli: I nominatesh…*vomits on camera* Gippal. Hish hair ish enough to get me jealoush! Yepper yesh yesh! And I nominate… Lulu becaushe she hash a big rack! Yeppidy yep-yep!(slurs words, is poked with random twig)
Rikku(poking people with random twigs)
Yuna: Brother! You incest! I hate yoo!*hic, vomit*
Buddy: Another job for me!(mops up sick)
Leblanc: Lager is soooo…*hic* Addictive…(maniacal giggle)
Dona(goes off to sleep)
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And that ends day one! They all went to their beds and sleeped through the night.
Chapter two: The first nominees!
Narrator: It is morning in the Big Bro house. Rikku, Gippal, Yuna, Paine, Baralai and Nooj are awake, discussing non-vital stuff in the living room.
:::: 11.47 a.m ::::
Rikku(in yellow tops and loose white pants for jammies): But seriously…
Gippal(in loose T-shirt and shorts): So what? I've hangover, don't pressure me!
Baralai(in white T-shirt and boxers)(holds head): Oh…I am never, ever drinking again…
Yuna(in pink pyjamas): I'm so tired…
Paine(in black tops and blue shorts for jammies): Nonny…?
Nooj(in red pyjamas that have pink hearts): I'm hungry…
Rikku: I think we should eat cheese!
Gippal:*gasp* NO! Not CHEESE!
Yuna: Cheezy balls… Mmm…
Paine: Nooj why do you have something white in your hair?
Nooj: That damn squirrel raped me when I was sleeping! No!
Everyone: O_o
Nooj: What? It's not like I could control the forces of nature!
Everyone(back away)
Nooj: ;_; I feel ignored…
Leblanc(in red nightie): What's with the noise loves? People have hangover! They wanna sleep!
Dona(in slutty black nightie): IGNORANCE IS BLISS!
Everyone: O_O
Dona: What? It is
Rikku: It wasn't THAT…
Gippal(points at Dona)
Baralai(hysterical laughter)
Yuna: Good GOD!
Paine: N-nonny!?
Nooj: Bwhahahahahaha!
Dona: What? O_o
Rikku: A squirrel is humping Dona's ear! AHH!
Gippal(screams)
Rikku: Fuck off Dona! We do not want to be humped by animals!(raises random twig)
Yuna(squeals): Eee…someone, help us…
Rikku(hits Dona with twig)
Dona: X_x
Gippal: w00t!
Buddy: SHUT THE HELL UP!
Wakka: I HAVE HANGOVER, YA?! LEMME SLEEP!
Baralai: Random twigs attack!
Twigs(hit Dona): O_o
Dona: Owies! ;_;
Rikku: Mwhahahahahahaha! Twig power!(high fives Baralai and Gippal)
Gippal(hits Dona with pillow)
Baralai(throws random flowers at Dona)
Dona(runs away, squirrel still humping her)
Everyone: YAY!
Rikku: Phew…
Gippal: What? My hair isn't evil…?!
Baralai: w00t! We won!
Yuna: My gawd that was horrid!
Nooj: Ahm hungert!
Paine: Rikku, Gippal and Yuna, you go make breakfast!
Mentioned ppl: Yessir!(go make breakfast)
People who were asleep(are no longer asleep)
Narrator: It's 11.59 and Rikku, Gippal and Yuna are attempting to make breakfast.
Gippal: I can so cook!(gets pan and flour, flour explodes on them, pan drops on Rikku)
Rikku: Owies! ;_; I hate you now!
Yuna: -_-
Gippal: Pffftt…(spits out flour) Ew, it's so picky!(adds eggs)
Yuna: Honestly Gippal, that stuff looks like…shoopuf shit…
Rikku: Yup-yup!
Gippal: Hmph. You're just jealous 'cause you can't cook for your lives!
Rikku: @_@ Seriously, I can cook better
Gippal: Well, prove it!
Rikku: You're so on, baby!
Narrator: It's 12.15 and Leblanc, Baralai, Buddy and Brother are in the garden. Paine and Nooj are playing poker in the lounge area.
Leblanc: Seriously, loves… This garden is so much worse than mine!
Baralai:… Let's NOT go there…
Buddy(gets garden scissors): Oh yeah!
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Ja jatkoa seuraa =)