DAY SIXTEEN
Legolas told me Aragorn is way into Frodo. Sam will kill him if he tries anything. Suggested to Legolas that we might want a leader who is less of a lech. Legolas then asked if I wanted to take a bath with him. Beginning to suspect that all that Elvish poetry about the glory of warrior-bonds between men just big cover-up for illicit spanking games.
-From the Very Secret Diary of Gimli, son of Gloin.
~Folk Music Band Medieval Dream - Muukalainen doing vocals, Yksisiipi whisking Keys and lead guitar, Crimson movin' the bass, Brain Power bouncing 2nd bass, Croppola banging and drumming for all he's worth and Me in penny whistle & Banjo!
~Valtuutettu hieroja. Asiakkaita: Yksisiipi.
~Pikkuveli of Crimson